Okay, I haven't been inspired to write lately. Not that Gabby doesn't inspire my life every day, but I think she takes all of the energy out of me lately, but I found this amusing so I thought I needed to share it. Last night Michael stubbed one of his toes (this is not the amusing part) on the way to bed after turning the light off last night. I asked him which toe he stubbed and he said, "I don't know, the ring pinky toe." I informed him that he just described two different toes with finger terminology. So sarcastically he said the metacarpal (something I don't remember). I laughed and asked him where he heard that and he said he just made it up or it was off of "Bones" or something. So after our little quips back and forth he grabbed his phone at 11:00 at night and looked up metacarpal (which I was impressed to find out is really something, but it has to do with your hand) and he decided we needed to know what to call each individual toe t...